The Most La-La Land Oscars Ever

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Everything that happened at the 89th Academy Awards on Sunday night, everything that went down, evaporated in one second on Monday morning, Eastern Time. It evaporated with this close up of La La Land producer Jordan Horowitz’s hand:

Image of the night

— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) February 27, 2017

Emma Stone, Mahershala Ali, Jimmy Kimmel—it all went poof in that moment. Even the fact that Moonlight, that wonderful, wonderful little movie, won Best Picture, as shocking a result as the Oscars have had in many a moon, vanished. The Academy Awards, thanks to a confused Bonnie and an even more bewildered Clyde, announced the wrong winner for Best Picture. It will never, ever be forgotten, even if everything else will.

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