Behold our White House press office at work:
Sunday: White House spokesman Sarah Huckabee Sanders tells reporters that President Trump “played a couple of holes” today.
Monday: Pro golfer Rory McIlroy says he played 18 holes with Trump. “He probably shot around 80. He’s a decent player for a guy in his 70’s!”
— ClearSports (@ClearSportsLLC) February 19, 2017
Monday evening: The White House releases a new statement: “He intended to play a few holes and decided to play longer.”
Obviously this doesn’t matter in any cosmic sense. Who cares how much golf Trump plays? But